JOKES

(1) DON'T LOOK AT A NAKED LADY

 

 Boy 1: "Why do you run from a naked lady?"
 Boy 2: "Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone. A

             part of me is getting hard already!"

(2) NAMES OF WIVES

 A Malay man had 4 wives, and he called his...
 4th wife..... baby doll
 3rd wife.....china doll
 2nd wife.....barbie doll
 1st wife..... Panadol

(3) HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
 

The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him "Is it In Dear........ ?"

(4) RESEARCH FINDING

 

Research shows men are fatter than women because every night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas, while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 teaspoon of starch!

(5) ARAB MAN

 An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
 "Your name please?"
 "Abdul Aziz"
 "Sex?"
 "Six times a week!"
 "No, no, I mean male or female?"
 "Doesn't matter, sometimes even Camel."

(6) SERVICE

Sex is like a restaurant :
Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and sometimes you have to be satisfied with selfservice. "

(7) HAPPY MAN

 What makes a happy man?
 Daughter on the cover of Cosmo.
 Son on the cover of Sports Illustrated.
 Mistress on the cover of Playboy and ...

 Wife on the cover of "Missing Persons."

(8) SWIMSUIT

 Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
 To separate the Hairy section from the Dairy section.

(9) GOOD AMBITION

 Teacher: "What do you want to become?'
 Little Johnny: "A doctor!"
 Teacher: "Why?"
 Little Johnny: "Coz it's the only profession where you can tell a woman to take 

 off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it."

(10) DENTIST

Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed."
Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly. "

(11) VIRGIN

 Old lady, 85, a virgin and about to die, wanted her tombstone to read :
 "BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN".
 The engraver shortened it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED "

(12) OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL

 75 year old man got married to a 15 year girl.
 On their first night both were crying, why???
 Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything!

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